I pray to God Febreeze actually works
I find the pairs to so many socks
I have to defend the placement of every goddamn object in my room with
My mom tosses all of my papers in any available drawers, never to be seen again.
We guess, as a group, as to where that stain came from.
ON BEING RELEVANT ON THE INTERNET
Above this text is a video I made a long time ago about the incredibly frustrating, first world problem that is
. What I didn’t expect to happen is that, after a year and a half, it now has over 3000 views and 33 “likes.” I still stick by everything I said in the video and enjoy it for what it is, a vlog-thing.
HOWEVER, if you were to watch it in front of me, I would cringe nonstop in a fashion similar to that of watching someone have a seizure; it’s just soooo old and wtf was I wearing and geeze wtf is that thumnail yo.
SO WHY IS IT RELEVANT YAH SHIT?
B/c it talks about an issue that affects A LOT of people apparently, yah shit. Making a good internet video is easy, but making a video that would become ‘popular’ is something altogether a different beast with its own formula.
SO WHY DON’T YOU JUST MAKE SHIT LIKE THIS YO?
B/c it just doesn’t seem like something worth anyone’s time, really. Ooooh, your stomach growls in class b/c you forget to eat snacks in b/tw classes, big deal. To me, things like this are only worthwhile if they’re satirical or somehow incorporate a more clever joke; like I’d prefer to remake this video and have some underlying truth about how first-world’s are always hungry when there are SO MANY actually starving children around the world. That would just seem so much more fulfilling to me at least.
SO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME MAN?
Nothing really, I just wanted to show how the ‘formula’ that is definitely out there to be ‘popular’ on the internet. By no means however, does this mean that I’m arrogant to say, “Yeah, THIS is the reason why I’m not big on YT yet,” b/c that would be bullshit entirely. There’s location, looks, accent, CONTENT, and a multitude of other things that Professor X needs to create a successful video. Also, to random creators of internet things: being PROUD of what you made in the long term feels better than having something be seen. Seriously, I can’t watch this video, ever; I mean look at my goddamn haircut in this yo, it’s horrible.
Alright enjoy your Sunday.
You suck - everyone.
You pretend to be alright, but if you think that’s fooling anyone than you must be fucking five years old.
Stop sucking the life out of everything - everyone
We are all exhausted trying to bend our lives to make you happy - me.